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Casino Joke
Ned was down on his luck in Las Vegas. He had gambled away all his money and had to borrow a dime from another gambler just
to use the men's room. The stall happened to be open, so he used the dime in a slot machine and hit the jackpot.
He took his winnings and went to the blackjack table and turned his small winnings into ten million dollars.
Wealthy beyond his wildest dreams, Ned went on the lecture circuit, where he told his
incredible story. He told his audiences that he was eternally grateful to his benefactor, and if he ever found the man he would share
his fortune with him. After months of lectures, a man in the audience jumped up and said, "I'm that man. I was the one who gave you
the dime."
"You're not the one I'm looking for. I'm looking for the guy who left the door open!"
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Canadian pleads guilty in online gambling case
A Canadian citizen, caught up in the U.S. government’s attempt to crack down on online gambling, pleaded guilty to illegally moving gambling funds and will be sentenced by a New York judge in September.
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The Poker Players Alliance is urging players to take action, and regardless of others' thoughts on the PPA's image associated with this plea, there are some poker players out there doing just that. Shuan Poland has been featured in a story on CNN for taking action after the U.S. Department of Justice indictments of online poker's "Big Three."
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Singapore to overtake Vegas this year: US gaming head
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Jun. 12
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Vegas-visiting Quebec NDP MP Brosseau admits she never visited riding
Controversial NDP MP Ruth Ellen Brosseau, who won her Quebec seat despite jetting off to Las Vegas mid-campaign, has broken her silence, admitting that she hadn't expected to win in a riding she's never stepped foot in before.
May. 8
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New Cosponsor Added To Frank Internet Gambling Bill
Two new co-sponsors have jumped on board to support Frank’s attempt at regulating online gambling, bringing the total to 68, or 15% of the voting population of the House of Representatives. The newest editions hail from New York and Nevada, with the latter being a pivotal vote for the bill.
May. 4
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INTERNET GAMING: Baca, local tribes oppose legalization
A plan to legalize online gambling moved forward this week in the U.S. House of Representatives, raising concerns from an Inland lawmaker and area tribes, who say the legislation would cut into California's casino business and imperil thousands of jobs around the state.
Aug. 1
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