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Casino Joke
Ned was down on his luck in Las Vegas. He had gambled away all his money and had to borrow a dime from another gambler just
to use the men's room. The stall happened to be open, so he used the dime in a slot machine and hit the jackpot.
He took his winnings and went to the blackjack table and turned his small winnings into ten million dollars.
Wealthy beyond his wildest dreams, Ned went on the lecture circuit, where he told his
incredible story. He told his audiences that he was eternally grateful to his benefactor, and if he ever found the man he would share
his fortune with him. After months of lectures, a man in the audience jumped up and said, "I'm that man. I was the one who gave you
the dime."
"You're not the one I'm looking for. I'm looking for the guy who left the door open!"
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State accuses shuttered Tigua casino of illegal gambling
Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott has accused the Tigua Indian tribe of illegal gambling with slot machines in a casino his predecessor shut down six years ago.
Mar. 15
gambling news online
Casino lacks rescue deal
The new Grey Eagle Casino is operating without a contract for fire and ambulance services, gambling that city crews will be able to respond to any emergency on the reserve.
Feb. 17
gambling news online
Casino de Montreal Hosts the World's Largest Automated Poker Tournament on PokerPro
On Tuesday, February 12th, 2008, Casino de Montreal hosted the world's largest multi-table poker tournament ever run on automated poker tables. Amazingly, the entire tournament was run with only four staff members.
Feb. 22
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Casino patrons fear for safety
Amid calls from some angry gamblers to boycott the new Grey Eagle Casino over an emergency services dust-up, a local MLA says the province should pull the facility's operating licence until patrons' safety is guaranteed.
Feb. 18
online casino news
Too much happened in Vegas for it to stay there
You know, folks, that famous tourism slogan "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" simply does not apply to this past week's NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race. There is just way too much going on in the sport right now for all of what happened in Las Vegas to stay there.
Mar. 7
gambling news online
Accused casino cheaters in court
Three former casino dealers alleged to be part of the largest gambling cheat team in North America have appeared in an Orillia, Ont. provincial court and had their cases held over until early next month.
Feb. 28
gambling news online
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