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Casino Joke
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Bill Gates arrives at the port to heaven and hell. Petrus says : You see Bill, we don't know what to do with you. You may choose "heaven" or "hell".
Bill peeks in heaven and sees a couple of old boring men sitting around at a table. Bill takes a look in hell and sees really beautiful women, sex, drugs, rock and roll, and most of all, gambling.
So Bill says : I am a gambling man, I want to go to hell! Once in hell, Bill is immediately thrown into the fire. So Bill says : hey, what the hell is this, I saw all the gambling, the women, and sex?
The devil says: 'That was just a demo version."
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Gambling Headlines
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INTERNET GAMING: Baca, local tribes oppose legalization
A plan to legalize online gambling moved forward this week in the U.S. House of Representatives, raising concerns from an Inland lawmaker and area tribes, who say the legislation would cut into California's casino business and imperil thousands of jobs around the state.
Aug. 1
gambling news online
NH gov considers legalizing online gambling
Though he opposes allowing slot machines and casino-style gambling, Gov. John Lynch might support the legalization of online gambling to close a growing budget deficit.
Apr. 4
online casino news
Canadian pleads guilty in online gambling case
A Canadian citizen, caught up in the U.S. government’s attempt to crack down on online gambling, pleaded guilty to illegally moving gambling funds and will be sentenced by a New York judge in September.
May. 14
gambling news online
New Cosponsor Added To Frank Internet Gambling Bill
Two new co-sponsors have jumped on board to support Frank’s attempt at regulating online gambling, bringing the total to 68, or 15% of the voting population of the House of Representatives. The newest editions hail from New York and Nevada, with the latter being a pivotal vote for the bill.
May. 4
gambling news online
The Las Vegas death ray
The curved glass facade of the Vdara Hotel in Las Vegas promises a world of climate-controlled luxury. Except if you are poolside, where sunlight reflected and intensified by the building's shape has been melting plastic and burning people's hair.
Oct. 1
gambling news online
Moody’s predicts slight increase in U.S. gaming industry for 2011
Analysts at Moody's Investors Service are a bit more optimistic about the U.S. gaming industry, issuing a report Wednesday projecting gaming revenue will grow 1-2 percent and casino operator profits will increase 2-4 percent in 2011.
Dec. 23
Las Vegas Sun
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