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Casino Joke
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Bill Gates arrives at the port to heaven and hell. Petrus says : You see Bill, we don't know what to do with you. You may choose "heaven" or "hell".
Bill peeks in heaven and sees a couple of old boring men sitting around at a table. Bill takes a look in hell and sees really beautiful women, sex, drugs, rock and roll, and most of all, gambling.
So Bill says : I am a gambling man, I want to go to hell! Once in hell, Bill is immediately thrown into the fire. So Bill says : hey, what the hell is this, I saw all the gambling, the women, and sex?
The devil says: 'That was just a demo version."
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Residents, officials urge feds to decide on Indian casino
Residents and politicians are urging the Interior Department to make a decision on an American Indian tribe's proposal to build a casino along Highway 99.
The Northfork Rancheria of Mono Indians want to construct a $250 million casino on a plot 50 miles away from their reservation in the Sierra foothills.
Mar. 14
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Casino Smoking Talks Nearer
Taking the suggestion of the state attorney general and several leading lawmakers, a legislative committee on Monday supported negotiating a smoking ban at the Foxwoods and Mohegan Sun casinos.
Mar. 18
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Casino Smoking Talks Nearer
Taking the suggestion of the state attorney general and several leading lawmakers, a legislative committee on Monday supported negotiating a smoking ban at the Foxwoods and Mohegan Sun casinos.
Mar. 18
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Too much happened in Vegas for it to stay there
You know, folks, that famous tourism slogan "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" simply does not apply to this past week's NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race. There is just way too much going on in the sport right now for all of what happened in Las Vegas to stay there.
Mar. 7
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Gambling take soars
With the end of the fiscal year just two weeks away, government coffers are expected to bulge by $1.538 billion for 2007-08. That's only $28 million less than what the province is projecting from its crude oil royalties.
Mar. 17
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Residents, officials urge feds to decide on Indian casino
Residents and politicians are urging the Interior Department to make a decision on an American Indian tribe's proposal to build a casino along Highway 99.
The Northfork Rancheria of Mono Indians want to construct a $250 million casino on a plot 50 miles away from their reservation in the Sierra foothills.
Mar. 14
gambling news online
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