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Casino Joke
A man was quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" he says. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it", she replies.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on", he explains. She looks satisfied,
apologizes, and goes off to do work around the house.
Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.
When he comes to, he says, "What the hell was that for?" "Your horse phoned."
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Minnesota tries to block online gambling
Using a 1961 federal law designed to stop illegal gambling, the state has directed 11 telephone and Internet service providers to block nearly 200 gambling Web sites.
Apr. 30
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House rejects demand for hearing on gambling bill
House lawmakers this morning shot down a Sutton lawmaker’s proposal to force a public hearing on Speaker Robert A. DeLeo’s bill to establish two casinos in Massachusetts and 750 slot machines at the state’s four racetracks.
Apr. 14
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Hard Rock hotel expands as Vegas rates stay down
As a 490-room tower opens at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino just east of the Las Vegas Strip this week, hotel operators citywide are struggling to fill existing rooms and staggering at the prospect of 10,000 more coming online this year and next.
Jul. 29
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Lawmaker to push to repeal online gambling ban
A senior Democratic lawmaker will push legislation this year to repeal a U.S. ban on Internet gambling that has hurt trade ties with the European Union, a congressional aide said.
Feb. 21
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New Cosponsor Added To Frank Internet Gambling Bill
Two new co-sponsors have jumped on board to support Frank’s attempt at regulating online gambling, bringing the total to 68, or 15% of the voting population of the House of Representatives. The newest editions hail from New York and Nevada, with the latter being a pivotal vote for the bill.
May. 4
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Canadians are ready for Online Gambling
A recent poll of whether Canada should legalize online gambling showed that most Canadians are in favour.
The Toronto Sun recently published results of a poll that found more than 50 percent of those questioned said that they would support online gambling if it were integrated by the government.
Mar. 27
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