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Casino Joke
A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "Where are you going?" demands the surprised husband. "To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 to do what I do for you for free!" The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags. "What do you think you are doing?" she screamed. "I'm going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you're going to live on $1000 a year!"
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Casinos: Poker winners must do tax form
Casinos will be required to report winnings of $5,000 or more to the Internal Revenue Service, and will hand gamblers a tax form to record the payout.
Mar. 4
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Feds warn tribe against opening casino
The federal government has warned an Oklahoma Indian tribe not to open a planned off-reservation gambling casino along an interstate highway in southern New Mexico.
Mar. 1
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Gambling take soars
With the end of the fiscal year just two weeks away, government coffers are expected to bulge by $1.538 billion for 2007-08. That's only $28 million less than what the province is projecting from its crude oil royalties.
Mar. 17
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Casino Smoking Talks Nearer
Taking the suggestion of the state attorney general and several leading lawmakers, a legislative committee on Monday supported negotiating a smoking ban at the Foxwoods and Mohegan Sun casinos.
Mar. 18
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Accused casino cheaters in court
Three former casino dealers alleged to be part of the largest gambling cheat team in North America have appeared in an Orillia, Ont. provincial court and had their cases held over until early next month.
Feb. 28
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Casino foes rap Patrick choice for gambling consultant
Casino opponents are criticizing Governor Deval Patrick for hiring an outside gaming analyst to do a study of his casino legislation, offering a preemptive strike on its conclusions by tagging the consultant as procasino.
Feb. 25
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