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Casino Joke
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table.
A very attractive redhead comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm bottomless." With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!" She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. "YES! I WIN! I WIN!" With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves.
The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The other answers, "I thought YOU were watching!"
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Will Online Gambling Become Legal in the U.S.?
Politicians in the U.S. are making noise about legalizing and taxing online gambling in order to take some pressure off of depleted government coffers, but the idea is facing strong opposition from Republicans, conservative groups and pro sports leagues.
Apr. 27
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Kyl on Internet Gambling, Poker Players Taking Action, and More Read more: http://www.pokernews.com
The Poker Players Alliance is urging players to take action, and regardless of others' thoughts on the PPA's image associated with this plea, there are some poker players out there doing just that. Shuan Poland has been featured in a story on CNN for taking action after the U.S. Department of Justice indictments of online poker's "Big Three."
Apr. 29
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Donald Trump in Vegas
"Our leaders are stupid, they are stupid people," the billionaire told an audience of approximately 1000 people at the Treasure Island hotel and casino on the Las Vegas strip hosted by several Republican women's groups.
Apr. 30
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Canadians are ready for Online Gambling
A recent poll of whether Canada should legalize online gambling showed that most Canadians are in favour.
The Toronto Sun recently published results of a poll that found more than 50 percent of those questioned said that they would support online gambling if it were integrated by the government.
Mar. 27
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Kyl on Internet Gambling, Poker Players Taking Action, and More Read more: http://www.pokernews.com
The Poker Players Alliance is urging players to take action, and regardless of others' thoughts on the PPA's image associated with this plea, there are some poker players out there doing just that. Shuan Poland has been featured in a story on CNN for taking action after the U.S. Department of Justice indictments of online poker's "Big Three."
Apr. 29
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Visitors are spending less in Las Vegas
The study found hotel spending per night was down 25% in 2009, to about $76; the average cost of a tour package was down 14%, to about $640; and the total spent on restaurants was down 8%, to about $250.
Mar. 23
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