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Casino Joke
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table.
A very attractive redhead comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm bottomless." With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!" She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. "YES! I WIN! I WIN!" With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves.
The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The other answers, "I thought YOU were watching!"
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Feds announce official end to Indian casino plan in Oakland
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Feds announce official end to Indian casino plan in Oakland
The Lower Lake Rancheria Koi Nation said in 2005 that it would dropped its bid to build the 35-acre complex. The plan was opposed by the cities of Oakland, Alameda, Berkeley and San Leandro, as well as those against bringing gambling so close to the heart of the Bay Area.
May. 21
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