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Casino Joke
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table.
A very attractive redhead comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm bottomless." With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!" She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. "YES! I WIN! I WIN!" With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves.
The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The other answers, "I thought YOU were watching!"
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Minn. regulators drop bid to block online gambling
Following a lawsuit by the gambling industry, which considers the push a violation of federal commerce and free-speech protections, state officials said Monday they'll withdraw a demand that Internet service providers block access to hundreds of sites.
Jun. 9
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Las Vegas named "Most Stressful City in U.S." by Forbes
According to Forbes, most tourists flock to Vegas to forget the pressures of daily life and let loose, so it is ironic that the city’s inhabitants happen to live in the most stressful city in America. Las Vegas’s 24-hour tourist-based lifestyle requires employees who work long hours, round-the-clock.
Aug. 22
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List Of Non-Gambling States May Soon Shrink To One
Currently, there are only two states that do not have any form of legalized gambling. One of those states, Hawaii, may soon be crossed off that list with lawmakers discussing the possibility of casino expansion.
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Bills Look to Overturn Online-Gambling Ban
A senior House Democrat introduced bills Wednesday that would suspend rules banning Internet-based gambling and seek to regulate it instead.
A third bill introduced by a Democratic member of the Ways and Means Committee would ensure that online gaming companies would start paying taxes to the U.S.
May. 6
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Canadians are ready for Online Gambling
A recent poll of whether Canada should legalize online gambling showed that most Canadians are in favour.
The Toronto Sun recently published results of a poll that found more than 50 percent of those questioned said that they would support online gambling if it were integrated by the government.
Mar. 27
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First hotel opens at CityCenter project in Vegas
Owners of the CityCenter casino complex unveiled its first hotel Tuesday, opening the first 1,500 rooms available at the $8.5 billion development and hoping it will be a catalyst to boost Las Vegas tourism after two years of decline.
Dec. 2
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