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Casino Joke
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A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about
whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.
The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault. Accordingly, when I get
good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so, why should I tip him?"
The dealer said, "When you eat out do you tip the waiter?" ... "Yes."
"Well then, he serves you food; I'm serving you cards, so you should tip me."
"Okay, but, the waiter gives me what I ask for. I'll take an eight!"
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Gambling Headlines
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List Of Non-Gambling States May Soon Shrink To One
Currently, there are only two states that do not have any form of legalized gambling. One of those states, Hawaii, may soon be crossed off that list with lawmakers discussing the possibility of casino expansion.
Feb. 1
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House rejects demand for hearing on gambling bill
House lawmakers this morning shot down a Sutton lawmaker’s proposal to force a public hearing on Speaker Robert A. DeLeo’s bill to establish two casinos in Massachusetts and 750 slot machines at the state’s four racetracks.
Apr. 14
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Hawaii may place bet on gambling to save its troubled tourist-driven economy
Hawaii is one of the last two states with no legalized gambling, but lawmakers facing billion-dollar budget deficits and hunting for ways increase revenue are thinking about allowing casinos in tourist-filled Waikiki or on Native Hawaiian lands.
Feb. 19
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Visitors are spending less in Las Vegas
The study found hotel spending per night was down 25% in 2009, to about $76; the average cost of a tour package was down 14%, to about $640; and the total spent on restaurants was down 8%, to about $250.
Mar. 23
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Online Casino Progressive Jackpot Disappointment
For a few weeks now there has been an insane dry spell among online casino progressive jackpots. About 8 weeks during the beginning of the summer, it was as if someone turned on a faucet of jackpots to overflow to lucky online casino players, but it seems as if online casino are back on jackpot restriction.
Aug. 23
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Las Vegas Casino Evacuated After Bomb Scare
A man walked into a Las Vegas casino wearing what looked like an explosives belt Saturday morning, prompting security to evacuate the building and a nearby RV park.
Sep. 5
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