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"I want you to help me stop my son gambling," an anxious father said to his boy's
principal. "I don't know where he gets it from but it's bet, bet, b ...
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A woman is in a gambling casino. At the roulette she says, "I have
no idea what number to play."
A man near-by suggests she play her age, so she puts ...
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Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas.
The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned ...
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Two friends, Smith and Jones, went together to play the slot machines at the casino.
Each agreed that when his allotted money was gone, his friend. ...
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A young sexy blonde went to Las Vegas. She had been in the casino for about an hour,
and realized she was thirsty. So she went to the pop machine in ...
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A group from Chicago spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas. One of the men on that trip won $100,000.
He didn't want anyone to know about it, so he ...
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A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about
whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.
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Little Tommy was the quietest boy in school.
He never answered any questions but his homework was always quite excellent.
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Gambling Headlines
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The Meadows to open permanent Pa. casino April 15
The Meadows Racetrack & Casino says it will open its $175 million permanent slot machine casino on April 15, provided an invitation-only test run of the operation goes well.The new facility will have more than 3,700 machines, more dining and entertainment options and a new area to watch and bet on harness racing.
Mar. 20
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NH gov considers legalizing online gambling
Though he opposes allowing slot machines and casino-style gambling, Gov. John Lynch might support the legalization of online gambling to close a growing budget deficit.
Apr. 4
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Online Casino Progressive Jackpot Disappointment
For a few weeks now there has been an insane dry spell among online casino progressive jackpots. About 8 weeks during the beginning of the summer, it was as if someone turned on a faucet of jackpots to overflow to lucky online casino players, but it seems as if online casino are back on jackpot restriction.
Aug. 23
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Lawmaker to push to repeal online gambling ban
A senior Democratic lawmaker will push legislation this year to repeal a U.S. ban on Internet gambling that has hurt trade ties with the European Union, a congressional aide said.
Feb. 21
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Elton John to close Las Vegas show
Elton John is playing his final notes on the red piano in Las Vegas.
Promoters say the pop singer will close his Las Vegas Strip show, "The Red Piano," on April 22.
Feb. 5
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New Jersey In Online Gambling Lead After California Bill Stalls
New Jersey and California are in a race to see which state could regulate online gambling first. On Wednesday, New Jersey took the lead after a California bill proposal to regulate online poker was withdrawn.
Jul. 1
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