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Las Vegas named "Most Stressful City in U.S." by Forbes
According to Forbes, most tourists flock to Vegas to forget the pressures of daily life and let loose, so it is ironic that the city’s inhabitants happen to live in the most stressful city in America. Las Vegas’s 24-hour tourist-based lifestyle requires employees who work long hours, round-the-clock.
Aug. 22 gambling news online

The Meadows to open permanent Pa. casino April 15
The Meadows Racetrack & Casino says it will open its $175 million permanent slot machine casino on April 15, provided an invitation-only test run of the operation goes well.The new facility will have more than 3,700 machines, more dining and entertainment options and a new area to watch and bet on harness racing.
Mar. 20 gambling news online

Will Online Gambling Become Legal in the U.S.?
Politicians in the U.S. are making noise about legalizing and taxing online gambling in order to take some pressure off of depleted government coffers, but the idea is facing strong opposition from Republicans, conservative groups and pro sports leagues.
Apr. 27 gambling news online

Rep. Barney Frank Optimistic for Online Gambling Bill
A Democratic congressman at the World Series of Poker to rally support for legalizing and regulating Internet gambling says he thinks he can get a bill passed by next year.
Jul. 7 gambling news online

First hotel opens at CityCenter project in Vegas
Owners of the CityCenter casino complex unveiled its first hotel Tuesday, opening the first 1,500 rooms available at the $8.5 billion development and hoping it will be a catalyst to boost Las Vegas tourism after two years of decline.
Dec. 2 gambling news online

Lawmaker to push to repeal online gambling ban
A senior Democratic lawmaker will push legislation this year to repeal a U.S. ban on Internet gambling that has hurt trade ties with the European Union, a congressional aide said.
Feb. 21 gambling news online