Casino Jokes

Too much happened in Vegas for it to stay there
You know, folks, that famous tourism slogan "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" simply does not apply to this past week's NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race. There is just way too much going on in the sport right now for all of what happened in Las Vegas to stay there.
Mar. 7 gambling news online

Sebelius extends casino deadlines
Gov. Kathleen Sebelius Tuesday night approved 60-day extensions for the Kansas Lottery to negotiate contracts with 13 prospective casino developers in Kansas.
Mar. 6 gambling news online

Accused casino cheaters in court
Three former casino dealers alleged to be part of the largest gambling cheat team in North America have appeared in an Orillia, Ont. provincial court and had their cases held over until early next month.
Feb. 28 gambling news online

Casino foes rap Patrick choice for gambling consultant
Casino opponents are criticizing Governor Deval Patrick for hiring an outside gaming analyst to do a study of his casino legislation, offering a preemptive strike on its conclusions by tagging the consultant as procasino.
Feb. 25 gambling news online

Atlantic City casinos adopting $25K gambling chips
The state Casino Control Commission approved the new top-value chip Wednesday. The gold chip edges the yellow chip, which at $20,000 apiece is now the second-highest chip denomination.
Mar. 1 gambling news online

Number of casino jobs is disputed
Governor Deval Patrick has repeatedly emphasized the creation of 30,000 construction jobs as he tries to sell Massachusetts on his proposal for three resort casinos.
Mar. 3 gambling news online