A man walks into a bar and notices a poker game at the far table. Upon taking a closer look he sees a dog sitting at the table.
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A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.
"We need a fourth for poker," said the frien ...
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A man was quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.
Bill Gates arrives at the port to heaven and hell. Petrus says : You see Bill, we don't know what to do with you. You may choose "heaven" or "hell".
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Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f**k?
A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO!
A group from Chicago spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas. One of the men on that trip won $100,000.
He didn't want anyone to know about it, s ...
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A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a
savings account. The accounts person asks her how much she would l ...
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Ned was down on his luck in Las Vegas. He had gambled away all his money and had to borrow a dime from another gambler just
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Too much happened in Vegas for it to stay there You know, folks, that famous tourism slogan "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" simply does not apply to this past week's NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race. There is just way too much going on in the sport right now for all of what happened in Las Vegas to stay there.
Mar. 7
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Sebelius extends casino deadlines Gov. Kathleen Sebelius Tuesday night approved 60-day extensions for the Kansas Lottery to negotiate contracts with 13 prospective casino developers in Kansas.
Mar. 6
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Accused casino cheaters in court Three former casino dealers alleged to be part of the largest gambling cheat team in North America have appeared in an Orillia, Ont. provincial court and had their cases held over until early next month.
Feb. 28
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Casino foes rap Patrick choice for gambling consultant Casino opponents are criticizing Governor Deval Patrick for hiring an outside gaming analyst to do a study of his casino legislation, offering a preemptive strike on its conclusions by tagging the consultant as procasino.
Feb. 25
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Atlantic City casinos adopting $25K gambling chips The state Casino Control Commission approved the new top-value chip Wednesday. The gold chip edges the yellow chip, which at $20,000 apiece is now the second-highest chip denomination.
Mar. 1
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Number of casino jobs is disputed Governor Deval Patrick has repeatedly emphasized the creation of 30,000 construction jobs as he tries to sell Massachusetts on his proposal for three resort casinos. Mar. 3
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